You finally realize

The 1:00 a.m. special, now you finally realize your situation is much worse than you knew about.  The best is yet to come.  And no, I don't want some hillbilly ho's short fat bald man left overs.  You know your delusional thinking I want you back, and stop stalking me Mr. Stevens.  If you had any real friends, they would have told you what was going on weeks ago.